Doodle.

If it weren't for your maturity none of this would have happened, if you weren't so wise beyond your years I would've been able to control myself.
If it weren't for my attention you wouldn't have been successful and if it weren't for me you would never have amounted to very much
Ooh this could be messy, but you don't seem to mind.
Don't go telling everybody, and overlook this supposed crime
We'll fast forward to a few years later, and no one knows except the both of us.
And I have honored your request for silence, and you've washed your hands clean of this.

Just make sure you don't tell on me especially to members of your family
We best keep this to ourselves and not tell any members of our inner posse
I wish I could tell the world cause you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly... I might want to marry you one day if you watch that weight and keep your firm body.

Alanis Morissette, where have you been all my life?